May 2012
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fungal infections are the new best friends...
You claim your barrio
You claim your hood,
You claim your boyfriend
You claim...
– Advice to live by from Homegirls
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Spending $250 of my tax return to see the Muppets...
But really though, right?
Me: I found a box of Melba toast in the back of the pantry.
Dad: You go girl!
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Anonymous asked: Are you really sorry you're an asshole? I doubt it.
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